"HYPER_NATION:RE_VISITED" {comma} "A" {period} "K" {period} "A" {period} {comma} "(AESOP) - (A + THING YOU DO WITH A PAPER TOWEL (W/ UP)) + ((1 MG)-GRAM) + ((ANAL RAPIST) - ANAL R + PIST))" {comma} "A" {period} "K" {period} "A" {period} {comma} "THE FLIGHT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING BUMBLEBEE IS ON LIKE ,'MOTHERFUCKER, COME HERE THIS MOTHER-FUCKER PLAY THE PIANO THAT IS FOR FUCKING YOUR MOTHER. HE MUST'VE HAD A STROKE MID ANAL-FUCK!'"
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i think its almost twelve. that means that if i go to bed now i can get about ten hours of sleep. but i wont. its hot as the devils ass in my house tonight and there is no way that i'm going to be able to get a good rest, let alone remember to capitalize letters in this entry. imli just left and the dog just woke up, again. so i have no reason to be awake. except talking to you, the few the proud, the whoever you are. i have to go to church camp tomorrow so ironically, this may be the first entry and the last for a week. and then i will write some more. unless i can write from camp. i dont know how long these things typically are. this seems long enough. i dont have trouble with my folks. imli's pretty easygoing. i dont dislike my sister, but thats not saying a whole lot. the balls of my feet are starting to ache from sliding them over the wood floors under my computer. this isnt very interesting so stop reading and go to bed. its odd that i say that, because it isnt necesarilly the same time there as it is here even if there and here are the same place at different times. woah. i can talk about being there (where you are reading this) and being here (where i am writing this) and in theory, they could be the same place. thats messed up. so for now, i leave you with this:
listen to weekly (album: elk in here)
go to: http://www.homestarrunner.com
eat an ice cube, and
enjoy being alive
7 comments:
YARGH! HECKLED BY THE SwaBBIES @ THE BAR, HE'LL BE THE LAUGHING'-
STOCK OF THE BARBARY COAST WAR, LIKE, "THAT DUDE'S EITHER GOT TWO GLASS EYES OR HE WEARIN' HIS PATCH ON THE WRONG S-S-S-SIDE!!!:
you motherfucker, this isn't even spelled legibly and you ing it out on the internet as fact. type that shit!
huh? handwrite my ballrot
Wednesday, July 16, 2003
so i was talking to my boy, hypa and he told me this bitch keep steppin' to him. i feel that. i told him he gotta forget that girl and get crunk on some chronic shit. then he asked me where he could score a hit. and i told him i didnt know. it was just something i'd heard in a movie. we both had a good laugh. but seriously folks. that girl has it coming. if you believe in karma, she's about to get a big mac through the mail. and if you believe in reincarnation, shes gonna come back as one of those antibiotic doped amazon cows and some nice corporation will make her into a big mac (among other less savory items) and someone will have the bastafachulees to send her processed hide through the mail to an old girlfriend who, in an all too appropriate twist, is a vegetarian. hahahahahahahaha. i hope she reads this so when it happens she knows whodunnit. what a bitch.
i got anger issues mebbe. or maybe im right. only time will tell...tell.....tell (cool echo effect)
(one more spooky evil dude laugh for good measure)
and cut!
-jimmy
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you're crazy for this one!
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