wr_post29:subj_villanelle-1

MY KNOB IS LIKE A CANDIED PLUM
(inspired by Dylan Thomas)

My knob is like a candied plum
Held by Randy Johnson's throwing arm.
Let me stick it in your bum.

Though you say anal never makes you cum,
I say there is no foul if there's no harm.
My knob is like a candied plum.

It gets flaccid when I drink Jamaican rum.
But flaccid dick, you'll see, has got its charm.
Let me stick it in your bum.

My balls are lustrous in the morning sun.
My junk is sweating as its getting warm.
My knob is like a candied plum!

There's nothing on the TV right now, hon'.
I'm microwaving a Stouffer's Chicken Parm.
Let me stick it in your bum?

Like Plaxico Burress, I've got a loaded gun.
My seamen are on deck at full alarm.
My knob is like a candied plum.
Let me stick it in your bum!

For a corresponding graphic, see: FIX_WTF